Monday, June 6, 2011

A Helpful Guide For NHL Goaltenders


Poor Timmy Thomas bit waaaay too hard on Alex Finger Lickin' Good Burrows' pump fake and wraparound a mere eleven seconds into overtime. So I thought I'd make a diagram for the Vezina finalist to study before Game 3 in Boston. Also, here's some film on how to properly poke check, as executed by the greatest of all time.


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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Someday

The obvious thing to do here would be to offer a frame-by-frame analysis, breaking down the intricacies and undertones of what is ostensibly a perfume ad to reveal the beautiful Shakespearian tragedy beneath; the story of two lovesick teenage girls who pine for one another but who are forced to live apart, separated by the walls of homophobic society which they can only fantasize of scaling with the help of the transportive powers of a pair of magic purple fly boots and a wizard's flower potion. But instead I'll just let this whimsical teaser sweep you off your feet:



(Hat tip Warming Glow)


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Sunday, April 3, 2011

Jai Hind


"[Sachin's] carried the burden of the nation for twenty one years so it's time we carried him on our shoulders." -Virat Kohli


All at once, a billion dreams come true. A spectacular finish to a memorable World Cup. Hindustan zindabad!


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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Click & Clack




Crisis averted. Speaker Boehner can wipe his hands and say "what's next?"


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Monday, March 7, 2011

Winning




Go Devils.



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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Contractually Obligated

I didn't post the brilliant full segment from last Thursday's Daily Show but I urge you all to watch it. Aside from obviously being hilarious, it exposes the lazy hypocrisy of idiot media pundits (mostly employed by Fox) when it comes to attacking teachers for ruining our kids and destroying public budgets. It is unbelievable to me how liberals can be accused of stirring up class warfare for this while conservatives don't even blink as they blame teachers--with their lavish $50,000 salaries and *gasp* dental benefits--for the ills of America. The very same conservatives who defended until they were blue in the face the "contractually-obligated" bonuses of taxpayer bailed-out Wall Street executives have the gall to support Governor Walker's attempt to shred public union contracts and prevent the fair negotiation of future contracts for the people who do the most important work of all (yes, even more important than an investment banker). Don't accuse me of class warfare for asking people making $250,000 a year to pay three percent more on the highest marginal tax rate while you spit on teachers, police officers, and firefighters and their apparent greediness in wanting to secure a decent living by not upholding their contracts and snatching away their labor rights. Wall Street bankers aren't the only people creating wealth in this country. At some point in their lives, they had a teacher.

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