Monday, September 20, 2010

A Sixteen Year Wait Is Over

I have been a Devils fan since that heartbreaking, character-building Eastern Conference finals loss to Mark Messier's dirty blueshirts in 94. Since that time, I have amassed a collection of memorabilia ranging from banners, cards, sweaters, t-shirts, hats, a trash can, license plates, pennants, pucks, pins, pint glasses, and championship DVDs. But one prized possession has eluded me all these years and has not only adversely affected the appearance of devotion to my team but my very manhood itself. Now, thanks to my generous, wonderful cousins in Toronto, I can don the red robes of Satan and join Devils nation in unholy worship. And I shall sacrifice an infant farm animal to ensure that we sign this for fourteen years right next to #17.

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Senate Philosopher Ponders Infinite Universe

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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Look At That Camera Work. Oh And Try The Crumble Too!

RDs, I don't ask much of you, aside from the occasional foreign bank account wire (thank you Dmitri and Evgeny, bratʹya po oruzhiyu!). But today I ask a simple favor of you; watch this video featuring the lovely, the charming, the irreplaceable, the inimitable Marissa Bialecki aka Bon Appetit Foodie, then click on the video box to go to YouTube and "like" it. Forget about November; this is the only vote that you will make over the next few weeks that counts. I promise you riches beyond even the most exorbitant of Republican higher income bracket tax cuts.

I know things have been quiet here for a bit. Well, I suppose it can't always rain. But I'll be back at some point in the future when life is more enjoyable. Now GO VOTE! And come back tomorrow!

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