Sunday, April 29, 2012

Rats Exterminated

Oh what's that you say? Gleefully posting this picture of Florida Panthers management realizing their stupid Cinderella season was over will anger the hockey gods and rouse their righteous karmic ire upon my Devils in the second round? I say to hell with your gods! They've managed to fuck with everything in these playoffs--apparently out of sheer boredom--and I am not alone in my disdain for their shenanigans. Double OT in Game 7 against the worst teams to qualify for the playoffs? In a year when the team is losing money, our first ballot Hall of Fame face-of-the-franchise legend is playing coy with retirement, and our studly future-face-of-the-franchise captain is hearing the alluring siren call of younger, sexier teams that will satisfy his every need? Was sending me into cardiac arrest fun for you, you divinely sadistic fucks? I defy your anger! Just like Adam Henrique did when he whistled one through Jose Three-Or-More's gaping five-hole four minutes into the fifth period to keep our season alive. I'm sure you'll reward him with the Calder Trophy.

In other hockey news, Draper sings the Blues:


Via Puck Daddy

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Friday, April 27, 2012

Morphin' Time

My friends and I were discussing this Oscar-snubbed movie recently, specifically at 1:45 when I LOST MY MARBLES as a wee lad wielding double blasters in front of the TV in the living room every time this trailer aired.

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Saturday, April 21, 2012

Or Sung My Life Away

Augustana rootsys-up "Stars and Boulevards" at Rams Head Live in Baltimore, MD. Please don't mind my idiot singing. Nice remix of sorts but I still prefer the nearly perfect original version. New music from this band soon, can't wait.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Marry Me Instead

Because I know we'll be happy forever.

Unless you're a Rangers fan.

Via Puck Daddy

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Monday, April 16, 2012

Camp Gambino

Big ups to GW Program Board for booking the dopestness act since Common lit up U-Yard in 06. I'm pretty sure most of the kids around me were in 4th grade in 06.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Our Way Of Life

One day I'll write an essay on why, in a world teetering on the verge of a self-perpetuating spiral descent into vapidity, narrowness, and selfishness, I find timeless meaning in the purest of sports. One day.

h/t Nums.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

A GW Student's Request of Jon Stewart

Because a) when GW is mentioned on TV every GW student/alum runs around the interwebs with massive erections tweeting toolish hashtags and embedding the clip on worthless blogs and b) because it has been established on this worthless blog that I love NDT. Oh and JS:

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