Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Minute 91

Fantastic 1-0 finish advances U.S.

"We embody what Americans are about. We can moan about [inexplicably, inexcusably terrible calls] or we can get on with it, and we kept going. We believe, man."

"We're not done yet."

-Landon Donovan

Landon Donovan catapulted the Americans from leaving the dance early to winning their group. With one goal.  Whenever I need a reminder of American resiliency, or whenever I just need to feel better, I will watch that golden goal in the 91st minute.

"We're not done yet."

Step into the rain:

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Why I Love, Have Loved, and Always Will Love Joe Biden

How's that for a big mouth?  Joe Biden said exactly what the President feels but is too Vulcan to say.  And if the White House is smart, they'd get Biden a louder mic (for once).

And in related news, the three stooges issued a rebuttal to the same statement, so earnestly articulated by Joe "Sorry For The Shakedown" Barton, that Biden denounced above. Quick to point out that Republican members of Congress are in fact like, really in touch with real America, the GOP House leadership referred to the oil spill as a "natural disaster." A natural disaster. Just like a potential GOP-controlled House.

Hat tip @JakeTapper, ABC

Step into the--Seriously a natural fucking disaster that's what they called it--rain:

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Carte Blanche

Here sorta Senator Blanche "Jinxy Minx" Lincoln of Arkansee speaks with an animated pumpkin of sorts.*  I'd make a $100 donation to the Bill Halter campaign** to know what's being said. Probably something like "There now, Aunty Blanche will get you your own derivative too." Consider the absent caption a blank card with which you may fill in whatever sexual fantasy you fancy.***

*-God bless our troops

Step into the rain: