Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Darrell Issa Plans To Investigate His Own Taste In Art


Congressman Darrell (it's pronounced Darrell but it's spelled Darrell) Issa is really busy planning hundreds of damning hearings into the anti-American activities of the Obama cabal that are sure to break the creeping tide of Sharia socialism in shock and awe fashion. Either that or he's staring longingly at his framed GOPoker porn, wishing he was cool enough to get invited to a game of Hold 'Em with ol' Gipper, Tricky Dick and the Taxcutters.  I'd like to meet the jackass staffer who saw that stupid Andy Thomas watercolor hanging in an M Street shop in Georgetown and thought it'd make a great addition to Rep. Issa's spank-it material office wall. To be fair, the Thomas painting with Democratic presidents engaging in similar old boys club dillywally is equally stupid, for the sole reason that venerated BAMF Andrew Jackson apparently feels cavalier enough to let his Smith & Wesson hang from the back of his chair like a D&G bag at a bar. Should've gone with Dogs Playing Poker.

Photo AP via Politico.

UPDATE 01/18/2011: The New Yorker confirms Issa has displayed both of the aforementioned Thomas presidential watercolors in his office, apparently to remind himself to "trust no Administration." Aww Darrell Issa, you're almost as cute as your stick-figure avatar.

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Monday, November 8, 2010

Masturbating Bear Couldn't Get A Visa



As a brown man, I for one am most pleased there were zero count it ZERO references to a Dell call center in Bangalore. Progress!

Conan tonight.


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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Sigh




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Friday, October 29, 2010

Earnest Earl



This city is a punching bag for all the jackassery populism exhibited by poll-playing sluts in both parties. Our political system may be deeply flawed, especially within this District, but just remember there are good people who work here and inhabit this Hill. And so many of them do it for the right reasons.


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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I Do Believe In Spooks I Do I Do

Happy Halloween! A jack-o-lantern could be the next Speaker of the House!



My festive carving designed to keep bad spirits and GOP GOTV away from my neighborhood.


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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Patriot Ghost of Jefferson Knocks Seal Off Obama's TelePrompter Overlord



"You all know who I am," Obama quipped to a bunch of uppity, "powerful" women who for some reason have jobs. To which they all, having been awoken by some metaphysical call to freedom, said, "who's this black guy?"

Clearly this is ominous foreshadowing to 2012.



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