Although I'm an avowed Marxist-Leninist socialist member of the Politburo (D-MD), I'd like to take a moment to wish my Christian friends a most holy and blessed Christmas*, my non-Christian friends a very merry Giftmas, and my atheist friends a very warm December 25th. The forces of liberalism which have waged war on Christmas now and forever may have retreated on this cold and snowy day, but they shall return stronger and with a vengeance!
*Christmas
(kris-mus) n.: A bunch of Christians celebrating the birth of a Jew by opening his presents and dressing trees in drag.
May God bless you all, thanks for reading (or pretending to), and have a very happy and prosperous new year <3
Now to continue a Rawlley family tradition...
Step into the rain: secondrain.blogspot.com
Ha. Ha. Be nice on Christmas, and don't be snarky! Or Santa will bring you coal :(
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