"God, Obama, and Bernie Madoff Go To Prison..."

Got jokes? Huh? How 'bout this gem from former Bush Administration lawyer and current candidate for secretary of state of Kansas Kris Kobach (I can see the alliteratory (yes, alliteratory!) yard signs now):

Q: What do President Obama and God have in common?
A: Neither one has a birth certificate.

Gold! But of course patently untrue. Various documentation proves that Creator, God The was born in Friars Hill, West Virginia and is an American citizen.

Extra bonusey points to any RD who guessed the punchline was "skin color," "everything," or "unlimited texting."

In other news, Bernie Madoff began his extended vacation in beautiful Butner, NC (he'd saved up for it) where he will be staying at the grand and regal Butner Federal Correctional Complex. It's only a matter of time before the personal-finance-and-investment jihadist will escape from prison and wreak havoc and terror in America's streets.

Speaking of which, Bernie the Bandit will be sharing his new home with a man by the name of Omar Abdel-Rahman, also known as the "blind sheik," who was sentenced to life in prison in 1995 for his attempted assassination of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and his plans to blow up various New York City landmarks, including the United Nations headquarters in Manhattan.

(((***A TERRORIST LIVES AMONGST US*** )))

Hat tip to Ben Smith of Politico.

ZOMG!

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