Monday, July 20, 2009


Bush let 9/11 happen.
The Clintons murdered.
Franklin D. Roosevelt was a closet Communist.
John F. Kennedy was killed by the CIA.
The Catholic Church runs the world.
The Jews own the media.
The lunar landing was a hoax.
America is colonizing the Middle East.
The United States government is enslaving Martians at Fort Knox and harvesting their eggs.

"In fact, one thing that I have noticed . . . is that all of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find the facts also work if you assume everyone is endlessly stupid."

Hat tip Josh Kraushaar, Politico.
Salute my former congressman Rep. Mike Castle (R-DE) for reason.

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