Friday, September 25, 2009

Palinize Him

I don't care what anyone says about SNL; their political satire is spot-on excellent.

The above video is provided by, which has unfortunately just became a right-wing spanking machine as opposed to a more politically balanced arbiter of the righteous smackdown. While I love exposing the likes of Beck and Hannity and Limbaugh as the thoughtless, phony, paranoid alarmists they really are, there are more than a few on the left who deserve a good shitshower every now and then.

Oh speaking of assbaths for righty nutjobs, Glenn "Stand by your convictions, America!" Beck, the panic pusher appeared to uncomfortably (for you, me, him, and Katie) hem and haw during his recent CBS Evening News interview when asked, reasonably enough, to define "white culture" and explain the reason for his confidence of the President's unrelenting disdain for it. What's the matter Glenncakes, are you afraid of losing even more advertisers by trying to vindicate your baseless, damaging assertions of racism of the same kind that Jimmy Carter rightfully got panned for?

You're a hack, Glenn. You can't even defend your idiocy within the plushy little kitten confines of a Katie Couric interview unless it's behind the sleek glass and steel desk you bloviate from in a flashy po-mo studio set replete with obligatory doomsday graphics, failed word tricks on chalkboards, and the requisite corporate-style (((GB))) branding. Glenn, next time you're in a corner haplessly attempting to defend some lunatic conspiracy you cooked up, just do what you're good at.

Step into the rain:


  1. The O-L-I-G-A-R-H-Y thing was pretty H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. Classic.

  2. Kudos for using the word bloviate. This is another example of when people say things without thinking and have not an ounce of logic.

    Anywho, watching Couric ask a tough question is slightly painful. She might as well have said, "pretty pleeeease answer, Mr. Beck, inquiring minds want to know!"